these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
did you just send me my own nude
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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