dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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