grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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