So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
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there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
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to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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