Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
