Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
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My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
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wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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