youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Randomize