my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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