did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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