Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
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Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
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Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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