That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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