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(315): View more from New York

evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.

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(917): View more from New York City

All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...

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(817): View more from Texas

I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not

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(402): View more from Nebraska

apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better

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(857): View more from Massachusetts

Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'

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(801): View more from Utah

we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success

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(281): View more from Texas

If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.

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(256): View more from Alabama

I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants

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