I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
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from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
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It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
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