Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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