Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
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Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
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Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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