it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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