JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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