We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Never underestimate the power of titties
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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