You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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