My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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