she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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