Porn is love you can see.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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