I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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