My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
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I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
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Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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