yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
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Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
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i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.