kristin has been a bad kristin
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.