I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
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And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
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I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?