I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
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I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
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You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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