Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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