Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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