Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
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My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
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My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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