He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Randomize
