He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I'm at about main and main street
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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