But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I skipped work to stalk him.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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