i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
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Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
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I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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