I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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