love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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