There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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