Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Come see our sink grown plant.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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