I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
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I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
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Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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