Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
you would pick up someone in the library
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
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I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
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A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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