he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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