why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
he fucked my hip out of place.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.