Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
FUCK WHALES
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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