have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
one two three fourrrrnication!
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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