He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
We just shotgunned beers for America
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
my liver is dry heaving
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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