wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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