coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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