I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
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Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
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I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
We need to get me chipped asap
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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