what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
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By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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