I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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