I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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