I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
The cops high fived after they tackled you
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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