We should be called the Road Head Warriors
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
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Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
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How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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