haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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