i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
If its not for food we ain't going out.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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