I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
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It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
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There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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