last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
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It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
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We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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