no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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