Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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