I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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