Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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